Gabriel "DO" Massadas

Where every problem deserves a Durable Objects solution...

Even when it doesn't 😉

About DO Master

They say when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Well, when you're Gabriel "DO" Massadas, everything looks like a perfect use case for Durable Objects! From calculating tip percentages to managing world peace, there's always room for one more DO in the solution.

Latest DO-powered "Innovations"

DO-Coffee Maker ☕

A coffee maker where each coffee bean is managed by its own Durable Object. Guaranteed to make the most consistently inconsistent cup of coffee you've ever had!

DO-Timer ⏰

A simple timer app that uses 60 Durable Objects per minute. Because why use local state when you can distribute it across the globe?

DO-Notes 📝

A note-taking app where each letter gets its own Durable Object. Perfect for when you want your shopping list to have higher availability than most banking systems!

Frequently Asked Questions

Why does a calculator need Durable Objects?
Each mathematical operation gets its own Durable Object! Addition? That's a DO. Subtraction? Another DO. Want to calculate 2+2? That'll be 3 DOs please - one for each number and one for the plus sign. It's the only way to ensure your calculations are web-scale!
Do I need Durable Objects for my personal blog?
Absolutely! Each punctuation mark should be managed by its own DO. Think about it - when was the last time you saw a comma crash? Never! That's the power of DOs at work.
Can Durable Objects make my toast in the morning?
We're working on it! Current prototype uses one DO per bread crumb for optimal toast coordination. Still dealing with some latency issues, but hey, eventually consistent toast is better than no toast!
Is it true you named your pet "Durable"?
Actually, each of my pet's whiskers is managed by a separate DO. This ensures maximum purr-formance and high availability cuddles.